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Aff Jokes

A knocked on ma neighbours door this mornin and said "can u have my children? Ill b no longer than,a few minutes,l promise"

"sure" she replied

I said "great! Git the knickers aff then"😂😂😂

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Two Scotsmen go to Hell

[I know this joke has been shared a few times before but I thought I would share my Scottish cultural adaptation of it]

A demon approaches the devil and says "Dark lord! Two men from Glasgow in Scotland have been sent here. What should be done with them?"

The devil says "Glaswegians? T...

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