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What kind of coffee do they serve in a cat café?

affoGato

“What’s the name of that dessert where you pour espresso over ice cream?”

“Affogato.”

“No worries, I’ll just google it.”

What did the new Italian restaurant owner say after he found out he forgot to add a desert menu?

Affogato 'Bout It!

What was that Italian that you always can't remember?

Affogato

Do you remember the joke about hot coffee and ice cream?

Because affogato.

What does an Italian barista say when they can't remember the letter between N and P?

Affogato.

Me: What's the name of the dessert where you put an espresso over ice cream?

Colleague: Affogato

Me: Yeah I forgot too, I'm sure there's a name for it...

What does an Italian dementia patient eat for dessert?

Affogato.

What is the Italian man's, with short term amnesia, favourite dessert?

Affogato!

The Boy who Speaks in Coffee

There was once an Italian boy who was born to a pair of baristas. Unfortunately, he was born with a mental defect which meant that his vocabulary would be formed very early, and would be highly associative. As his parents worked around the clock to support their new son, his vocabulary quickly becam...

An Italian man with spells of amnesia goes into a boutique coffee shop...

The barista asked what he wants, and he replies "Affogato".

A guy walks into a coffee shop

He goes the counter and asks, “So what’s the special?”

The barista shakes her head, “I can’t tell you, it’s a secret.”

The man frowns. “What do you mean it’s a secret? What’s the special today? Is it a latte?”

The barista shakes her head.

“A mocha?”

She shakes her...

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