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Adult Film Jokes

Why is it hard for a man to break into the adult film industry?

There's a lot of stiff competition.

A man working a 9-5 office job starts feeling worthless and decides to make a career change into the adult film industry

He starts off with vanilla stuff and builds up his self-esteem. He then decides to go for the more fetishized stuff and gets cast making incest films as the role of step-dad.

He wakes up one day and realizes how happy he's become since he started coming into his own.

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I participated in an adult film with the promise of a refreshing soft drink after the shoot.

I got a Squirt.

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A man buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people when they lie, so he decides to try it out at dinner.

He asks his son, "Did you go to school today?" The son replies, "Yes," and the robot slaps him. The son says, "Alright, I went to the movies."



The father asks, "What did you see?" and the son replies, "Toy Story 4." The robot slaps him again, and the son says, "Okay, okay! It was an a...

What's a chickens favourite adult film genre?

Hen-tie.

Elsa from Frozen is now an adult film actress starring in

Let it grow

It must be scary dating an adult film star

So many jealous step brothers

I thought Schindler's list was an adult film.

Because I heard there is a shower scene.

What do you call an adult film made under the sea?

A prawn

My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..

I was the best camera man they ever had

Did you hear about that new threesome adult film starring a physicist?

It's called, "The Double-slit Experiment".

What does a sandwich shop and an adult film casting agency have in common?

Both offer 6 and 12 inches in many varieties.

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I'm working on a new adult film loosely based on "Two girls, one cup" but with a bondage theme...

It's called "I shit, you knot."

I was banned from playing soccer due to my two-foot tackle

Though it did wonders for my career in adult films.

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The town drunkard gets berated by his wife for drinking with the money she gave him to get chicken.

With his ego hurt he promptly gets drunk again, steals a live hen from a nearby farm and tries to scramble back home before getting caught. In a bid to not get caught, he sneaks into a shabby cinema hall after somehow calming the hen down enough to stick it down his pants.
It was an adult film ...

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A man goes to the Doctor

A man goes to the doctor with a severe speech disorder, determined to discover it's origins.

After many, many tests the doctor comes in with a solemn look on his face.

"werp ducktor, waths da calls of my Airelments?!" The man asked.

The doctor replied. "It appears that your spe...

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