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I am over 18

I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book.

Not only was it embarrassing, but it also cost me a fortune in stamps.

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My eyesight improves if I strap an address book to my face.

I wear contacts.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I am over 18

I had a nasty looking boil on the end of my penis. So I phoned my doctor and he asked if I could take a picture and send it to him. I mistakenly sent it to everyone in my address book!

Cost me a fortune in stamps.

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