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Bob and Mary are celebrating their 75th wedding anniversary.

The local news decides to do an op-ed on them. The reporter asks Bob, You two have been married 75 years, what's your secret?

Bob says...Well on our honeymoon, we decide to take a trip to the Grand Canyon. We rent some donkeys and start our adventure. An hour in, Mary's donkey slips on some ...

Three writers, Al, Ben, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a room on the 75th floor of a hotel.

When they arrived back at the hotel from the convention, the receptionist told them, "I'm terribly sorry, but the elevator is broken. In the meantime, you will have to take the stairs."

Now, Al was a writer of funny stories, Ben was a writer of scary stories, and Carl was a writer of sad stor...

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With the news of the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings, I remember my Grandfather who died at a concentration camp in Nazi Germany...

He fell out of the guard tower and broke his neck

A joke my friend told me when we were in Grade 5.

100 of the ugliest people on a bus, they crash and are all sent to heaven. The angel there felt very sorry for all of them and decides to send them back all with one wish each. The first victim steps up.

β€œI wish to be the most beautiful person in the world.”

And with a wave of the ange...

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.

The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children.


Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I cou...

Did you see the 75th annual ninja parade in downtown Tokyo?

Neither did anyone else...

Earl and Peggy had been married 50 years

Every year they'd attend the county fair and every year Earl would look at Peggy and say, "Look at those planes! I'd love to ride one of those planes.."
And every year Peggy would reply, "Yea, but it costs $10, and $10 is $10!"

Finally, the year came of Earl's 75th birthday. They go to the...

Powerful medicine

On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
dysfunction.


After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ...

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Three guys go to a convention

And they all want to chip in to get a luxury suite on the 75th floor and they do so they have a great day at the convention and get back to the hotel and realize that the elevator is broken so they would have to walk up 75 flights of stairs so the one guy says"OK I got an idea for the first 25 floor...

Three Jewish Mothers

Three Jewish mothers are sitting on a park bench in Miami Beach talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them.

Sadie says "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th birthday. What a good boy he is and how much he loves h...

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The Stairs to Success

A man walks into a stairwell with a sign that says "Climb to Success". Naturally he begins climbing.

At the 25th floor he sees a beautiful brunette that says "You can get a handjob from me, or continue on to success". He refuses and resumes climbing.

At the 50th floor there is a beaut...

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I'm your Birthday Present

It was Jim's 75th Birthday, his friends decided to give him a hooker for his Birthday.

The hooker went to his house and knocks on the door. Jim answers, she says "Hi I’m your birthday present!"

A little startled, he asks "What am I supposed to do with you?"

"I'm yours for super...

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