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4k Jokes

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

This year in going to watch everything in 4K

It's my new year's resolution.

What did Yoda say when he saw Star Wars in 4k?

>!HD … MI!<

I hate guys who are too overconfident..

I really do.

Edit: Thanks for the silver!

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

Edit: Thanks for the platinum!

Hoping to get a 4k tv after Christmas.

Making my new years resolution 3840 x 2160.

I'll start watching all my videos at 4k(2160p) from tomorrow.

Its my new year's resolution.

Why did we leap from 2k to 4k resolution?

Because 3k is racist.

I just recently switched from a 1080p monitor to a 4k monitor

I guess you could say that it's my new year's resolution

All these new fancy 4K, 5K even 8K TVs, and here I am with no TV.

And that's 0K

Why did HD TV jump from 2K straight to 4k?

Because 3k was considered too racist.

In 2020 I’m going to try to upgrade from a HD to a 4K TV

It’s my New Years resolution.

While browsing the charity shop window I spotted sign that read "4k 60 inch widescreen for $1 because volume is stuck on full" I thought

I can't turn that down!

I just heard that they are making new tvs for people with short attention spans.

its gonna have 20x as many pixels as 4k.


It's called 80HD.

A black person is walking down the street carrying a 4K TV

I thought, 'that looks like mine!'.


But then I remembered, my black person is at home doing laundry

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What would a bisexual television identify as?

Part of the LG TV OLED 4K+ community

What is the best quality to use when photographing forks?

4K

My Spanish girlfriend wanted a better TV

So I arrived home and set it up.

Turns out she said Por Que instead of 4K.

I finally managed to achieve my new years resolution

My 4K monitor turned up this morning, I'm so happy!!

Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes?

It had the spoon, but not the 4k.

My resolution for this upcoming year is likely going to be the same as this year.

My computer wouldn't run games well at 4k anyway.

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[NSFW] High definition

Have you seen the recent high definition 4K porn? The image is so crisp, you can see the dads disappointment.

A Microsoft Dev walks into a room....

Bethesda is working on Skyrim remastered 4k edition for the new xbox.

Microsoft Dev "Woah that screenshot looks cool"

Bethesda Worker: "That's not a screenshot, it's...it's the game"

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My friend is selling a TV for £50

60inch, 4k flatscreen. The volume buttons broke, but at that price, you can't turn it down.

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My phone froze while looking at porn at work.

The 4k quality is just too much of a load.

A guy is selling a TV at a garage sale for 1$

It is a close to new, 50” 4K flatscreen, and a woman comes up and asks him “What’s wrong with this TV, to only be selling it for a dollar?”

The man tells her “Well, there’s nothing wrong with the picture, or anything like that, but the volume is stuck on max, and you can’t change it at all. S...

A guy walks in to an appliance store

And the salesman immediately approaches him saying:

"Sir, would you be interested in a 4K Super smart tv with a voice remote, connection to youtube,netflix and social sites and instant access to thousands of channels around the world"

"Okay... For how much?"

"ONLY 5 dollars" - S...

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For 3 years, a guy tries to sleep with a girl

But he never convinced her.

One day he came up with an offer. He asked her if she wanted to do anal for $3k. She said no.
He offered her $4k, she still said no. He then raised it to $5k and told her that's the maximum I can give you. She thought about it and said yes.

They went to...

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