It will only allow idiots to spread their conspiracy theories faster.
I'm a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm. I think they are completely crazy.
4G must've fried their brains.
I think it would be pretty simple to send 5G conspiracy theorists to space
Just tell them there's Zero G
What do anti-vaxxers and 5g conspiracists have in common?
They both are afraid of improving cell service.
In the small village the 5G transmitter was built.
Some time after building, the villagers started being angry about it. Soon, they made a petition against it. A secretary comes to the director of the project to inform him about the whole situation. - Director, you may want to look at this. - What is this? - A petition against placing our t...
Everyone keeps saying 5G causes COVID-19
I'm getting sick of all this phony news.
A 5G cell tower was built in a rural neighborhood
After the cell tower was erected, people living near the tower started reporting worrying symptoms, such as, as dizzy spells, vomiting, and insomnia.
Over the next few months, these symptoms increased in both frequency and intensity--sometimes people would completely lose consciousness and fa...
George W. Bush would have stopped 5G, thus stopping COVID-19.
He hates towers.
I just finished installing a 5G mast for the local area when this crazy lady runs out of the house and starts throwing bizarre accusations of how 5G is hurting people's health and what monsters we telecoms guys are. What a screwball!
4G must've fried her brain.
The first 5G cell phone mast in town is put up
Suddenly, all sorts of people develop medical conditions. A citizens' initiative against the mast is formed. A public hearing is organized with the mayor and representatives of the telecom company. The people bring forward all the ailments they suffer from since the mast was erected.
The tele...
When I get my vaccine do I need to do anything to keep my micro chips charged?
Or is getting a 5G signal enough?
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
The vaccine really pissed me off after I got it...
They gave me the 4g chip instead of the 5g one!
I just had my Covid vaccine.
The chip feels a bit lumpy and I have this permanent urge to buy Microsoft licenses.
On the upside, my 5G is full bars now.
My sister in law got the covid vaccine yesterday.
Her 5g reception has never been better
Mix up
An old man suddenly arrived in Hell in a burst of flames, looking lost and confused The Devil looked at his paperwork, and frowned. He was unable to find this old man’s data file.
“This can’t be right,” the old man grumbled, looking at the Devil, “I’ve been a good man all my life.” ...
Why do flat earthers enjoy talking to flight instructors?
they tell them 5G might make them sick.
I just don't understand how conspiracy theorists make outrageous claims
5G must have really fried their brains.
Why do some conspiracy weirdos wear tin foil hats with four holes in it?
To make sure 5G radiation can't get through.
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