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High Definition Jokes

What would high definition be called if invented in Paris?

The French resolution!

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[NSFW] High definition

Have you seen the recent high definition 4K porn? The image is so crisp, you can see the dads disappointment.

The first high definition photos have been received from the Mars rover, Perseverance.

As I predicted, it has found a McDonalds with a drive-thru lane, and a Walmart Supercenter.

It has also started receiving calls from telemarketers.

I couldn't afford a nice television, so I just smoked a ton of weed and read the dictionary.

High definition.

A man asked his friend," what do you call a dictionary on drugs? "

His friend replied," If it is addictionary I swear to God I am going to kill you."

The man replied," I was going to say ' high definition ' but yours is better.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition

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When discussing political party views in government today, my teacher asked "How would a conservative view pornography?"

I muttered "in high definition" and now apparently *I'm wrong*

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