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High Definition Jokes

What would high definition be called if invented in Paris?

The French resolution!

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Have you seen the recent high definition 4K ? The image is so crisp, you can see the dads disappointment.

The first high definition photos have been received from the Mars rover, Perseverance.

As I predicted, it has found a McDonalds with a drive-thru lane, and a Walmart Supercenter.

It has also started receiving calls from telemarketers.

I couldn't afford a nice television, so I just smoked a ton of weed and read the dictionary.

High definition.

A man asked his friend," what do you call a dictionary on drugs? "

His friend replied," If it is addictionary I swear to God I am going to kill you."

The man replied," I was going to say ' high definition ' but yours is better.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition

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When discussing political party views in government today, my teacher asked "How would a conservative view ?"

I muttered "in high definition" and now apparently *I'm wrong*

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