(For my Aussies out there) What do you call a burnt down Woolworths?
Warning: Australian joke!
What's left after your local Woolworths burned down? Coals
The WiFi is broken
The WiFi at home has been broken all weekend so I had to talk to the wife...
To my surprise, I learnt that she no longer works at Woolworths.
There once was a Hitman named Big Artie.
Things were tough in the Underworld at thew time, what with the Financial Crisis lately and such, the market hasn't been kind to his business. Because of this, he decides that he needs to put down the prices - It's been months since he'd had a job and ...
A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the saddle.
In terror,she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms ...