One day John asks his friend Arty to borrow a dollar
Of course Arty obliged and lent his friend the money without a second thought.
A few weeks had passed by and everytime Arty asked John if he could have his dollar back he would reply "no worries mate, I'll have it next time I see you." This went on for sometime until one day Arty passed John...
(For my Aussies out there) What do you call a burnt down Woolworths?
Coles/Coals!
Warning: Australian joke!
What's left after your local Woolworths burned down? Coals
The WiFi is broken
The WiFi at home has been broken all weekend so I had to talk to the wife...
To my surprise, I learnt that she no longer works at Woolworths.
Big Artie
There once was a Hitman named Big Artie.
Things were tough in the Underworld at thew time, what with the Financial Crisis lately and such, the market hasn't been kind to his business. Because of this, he decides that he needs to put down the prices - It's been months since he'd had a job and ...
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