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Popsicle

Me and Willard in the third grade got us a popsicle just as lunch was ending, We didn’t have time to eat em so we just stuck em in our pocket. Later in class the history teacher ask Willard. “If you’re from America you are an American, what are you if you are from Europe?” Willard looked confused...

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