I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.” Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.
Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?
Homeless man: “So asstasticbum, the...
Who’s there? A little old lady.. A liddle old lady whooo?
And all this time I never knew you could yodel
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What is Yoda's last name?
"Lay Hee Whooo!"
Guys, I'm so sorry for posting this but my wife turned to me and asked this in all seriousness, then laughed her ass off when she told me the punchline. She's super proud of her terrible joke, and no I don't think Yoda is a Swiss mountain climber, I'm actually just really hap...
A man wakes up after being in a coma for 20 years. Immediately he calls his bank to see how his savings have grown with interest over the last two decades and is told he has $144,833,411, 19 in his account.
“Whooo- Hoo! I’m a multi-millionaire!”
He hobbles down the hallway giggling t...