Wet Dreams Jokes - 6 Hilarious Wet Dreams Jokes

All of my wet dreams are nightmares

I call them scream and creams

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[Almost a real story] My middle school friends and I, when we were in middle school, were talking about our wet dreams. everyone was having a good time talking about the naughty stuff, but my friend Hassan was all quiet and unamused. Later he came to me and said that he wants my thought.

\- So what's up Hassan?

\+ Ali all the guys are having wet dreams and I am not. Am I sick or something?

\- I don't think so. but there must be a reason that you don't. tell me, Do you fap?

\+ Of course I fap.

\- Do you fap a lot...?

\+ not really. once or twice...

One liner

Wet dreams are just hand jobs from god.

I'm going to make a movie about a teenage boy and his journey to becoming an Olympic swimmer. I'm going to name it...

Wet Dreams

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I have a trash can fetish

My wet dreams are fucking garbage

What kind of dreams do hydro electricians have?

Wet dreams.

Shocking, isn't it?

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