Have you ever heard of the brave little German boy who can only count to 3?
He knows no vier
"Un, deux, trois, quatre", radioed the French ship...
...before it cinq.
"Eins, zwei, drei", radioed the German ship vierlessly, but then silence.
"Uno, dos", radioed the Spanish ship, and then disappeared without a tres.
"One," radioed the British ship before it went two.
"Oh," radioed the American sub. "I guess we won"
Three cats are crossing a river.
One of them is called "One Two Three" The second is called " Un deux trois" The third is called "Ein zwei" What is the order of them crossing?
So One Two Three gets to the other side first because the Un Deux Trois cat sank.
But the Ein Zwei cat is still drei because it has a ...
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