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2 college friends skip studying for Chemistry final to party

Two guys were taking Chemistry at the University of Mississippi. They did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, such that going into the final they had a solid "A". These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the ...

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A doctor was performing mammograms on their patients

The first patient comes in and takes off her shirt. The doctor notices a large "S" tattooed across her chest, so she asks the patient what it means. The patient replies "well, my boyfriend went to Stanford and when he sees the 'S' on my chest, he gets really excited and we have great sex." Doctor sa...

All in a day's work in jornalism

A young journalism student at the University of Tennessee was assigned to write a human interest story, so he went up into the mountains were he found an old farmer sitting on his porch. He introduced himself, explained his mission, and asked, "Has anything ever happened here that made you really ha...

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