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Universal Remote Jokes

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote

I thought to myself, "This changes everything!"

What did Dad say when he got a universal remote for Father's Day?

This changes everything!



Happy Father's Day!

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It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.

Not even remotely.

(I stole this joke from fb and it made my drunk laugh out loud so I wanted to share but I'm sorry if it's a repost)

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I bought a used universal remote at a flea market

The volume down button was broken but it only cost a nickel.... I couldn't turn it down.

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