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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote

I thought to myself, "This changes everything!"

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What did Dad say when he got a universal remote for Father's Day?

This changes everything!



Happy Father's Day!

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I am over 18

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.

Not even remotely.

(I stole this joke from fb and it made my drunk ass laugh out loud so I wanted to share but I'm sorry if it's a repost)

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I am over 18

I bought a used universal remote at a flea market

The volume down button was broken but it only cost a nickel.... I couldn't turn it down.

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