Apple I Jokes - 12 Hilarious Apple I Jokes

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The Apple iBoob

Apple announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $699, depending on the speaker size, this is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men s...

Apple is releasing a new product called the iKnife.

It's cutting edge technology.

The Apple iCar production has stalled

There’s been a lack of Jobs

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Apple iBoob

Given the recent slowdown in iPhone sales, Apple announced today that it will skip the wearables market and develop a line of digital implants for adults. The first product, shipping in the summer of 2016, is a breast enhancement device that can store and play music. The new Apple iBoobs, sold in pa...

I think Apple is run by trendy pirates.

They're always updating to a new iPatch.

I heard Apple is trying to develop a new car.

But they're having trouble installing windows.

I don’t know where the Big Apple is

But now I know where Minneapolis.

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When I was traveling in Japan, I asked a shopkeeper, "This apple is from Fukushima, isn't it?"

"Why do you ask that?" Said the owner.

"Yeah, why do you ask that?" Said the apple.

Ok guys, so l know where the Big Apple is. But can any of you tell me, I need to know where the

Minneapolis

Did you hear that Apple is coming out with YET ANOTHER new iPhone model?

Critics are calling it the iPhone Xs.

(Edit: I hate to put this here but: pronounced like “Excess”)

Apple is advertising the new iPhone as "The most powerful four inches ever."

I can't believe they stole my slogan.

I heard the employee healthcare plan for Apple is awful

It only covers iDoctors

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