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Undercover Cop Jokes

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Been chatting with this 14 year old girl. Real sexy and flirty. Things are going great, but now she tells me she's an undercover cop.

How fucking cool is that for someone her age.

I'm an undercover cop.

I'm also bad at my job.

Why couldn’t the skeleton be an undercover cop?

Because he is a dead giveaway

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An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening...

“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said.

“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.

The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out...

What do you call a policeman in bed?

An undercover cop

Did you hear about the undercover cop who uncovered a glory hole in a public toilet?

Turns out he received an anonymous tip.

The best way to disguise an undercover cop car

would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.

What did Al Capone say to his capos after going out on a 1st date with an undercover cop?

She is a very good listener.

I'm sick of these undercover cops always trying to bait me with online female personas.

Nice try f/bi.

I was talking to a 12 year old on the Internet when she told me she was an undercover cop

I told her I was proud of her

That's a really big job for a 12 year old

I've been talking to a 13 year old girl for about 2 weeks now

We've been texting a lot lately and she just told me she's an undercover cop, that's quite impressive for her age.

I used to work as a bed salesman

One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop.

Last night I met a woman with two jobs. Her night job was prostitution.

Her day job was undercover cop.

Kids grow up so quick these days...

Like just the other day, I was online talking to a 15 year old and she was an undercover cop!

Mexican Drug Cartel

There was a man who went by the name of Juan, who lived in Mexico with his 14 brother and his 12 sisters.

Juan was involved in some pretty shady stuff, he was a distributed of product for a local gang.
One day, there was a big argument between the leader and Juan, later, Juan came home he ...

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