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U Turn Jokes

How do u turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What is it called when a Weaboo does a u turn?

A uwuey

A cop pulls a guy over for making an illegal turn

And the guy says, "But you don't understand, I thought to myself I better not turn, but I saw the sign and it said, 'No, U turn.'"

Turn where?

This really happened to me.

I was a driver in the Army and in one of the journey, an officer is sitting beside me looking at some notes.

When approaching a T junction, I asked "Turn left?"

Officer : "Right."

I then proceed to turn left.

After he sense I have made a...

Officer, I *wanted* to go straight through

but the sign said 'no u turn'.

I tried telling a traffic sign to turn. It said "No, ...

U Turn"

A candy's factory is on fire

A research team of a candy factory have just lately developed a new type of candy that should change the candy market as we know today forever.

One day, the factory is burning up. While the local firefighters arrive to the site, the CEO of the factory shouts "the brave men that will bring me ...

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