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Trudeau Jokes

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Vladimir Putin is hosting a summit with Donald Trump, Kim Jong-Un, and Justin Trudeau.

As a part of the summit, Putin takes the three leaders to a wilderness area outside of Moscow and dismisses the press corps, and a large wolf in a cage is brought out.


"Friends, this savage wolf was trapped and brought from the wilds of Siberia just yesterday. I want to show you what ki...

There’s a rumor that Trump is fleeing to Canada...

It isn’t Trudeau.

Justin Trudeau walks into a Royal Bank to cash a cheque.

As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Trudeau: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Justin Trudeau, t...

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Trudeau, Scheer and Singh are on a private jet.

Scheer throws a hundred dollar bill out the window and says "I'll make 1 Canadian happy". Trudeau doesn't want to look bad so he throws 2 $50 bills out the window and says " I'm going to make 2 Canadians happy". Singh throws 100 loonies out the window and says "Ha! I'm making 100 Canadians happy". T...

You may not believe me when I say that Trump isn't the Prime Minister of Canada

It's Trudeau.

Why did Justin Trudeau finally take action on the housing shortage?

He started shopping for an apartment.

When my wife told me that the Prime Minister of Canada got re-elected, I thought she was lying.

It’s Trudeau.

I heard a rumour about the Canadian Prime Minister

Not sure if it’s Trudeau.

Update 1: There are some rumours that are Justin.

I've heard the Canadian Prime-Minister has a French last name.

Is this Trudeau?

When I heard this morning that the Prime Minister of Canada is separating from his wife, I couldn’t believe it.

Turns out…it was Trudeau.

What does Trudeau call the opposite of man?

Wopeople.

How long will Justin Trudeau have to apologize?

Until he's black in the face

Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election

He always did want to be a minority.

What's the difference between Justin Trudeau and a baker?

While a dozen can go from 12 to 13, it's the other way around for the regions of Canada.

RIP ALBERTA

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Liberal party leader Justin Trudeau attended the Assembly of First Nations annual summer meeting in Whitehorse.

Trudeau said he wasn't there to speak to the chiefs but to listen.


Then he spoke for almost two hours on his success in bringing the Liberal Party back into the hearts of the Canadian people and how he was going to legalize marijuana and the many ways that he was going to help the Firs...

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Trump, Putin and Trudeau are flying on a plane with their spouses

Suddenly, the engines break down and the plane starts falling. There are just 3 parachutes on board, so Trudeau proposes their wives take them. Putin angrily exclaims "Fuck 'em!" Trump then asks "But do we have enough time?"

I heard the Prime Minister of Canada's middle name is Kaesits.

I can't verify this, but I'm still sharing it Justin Kaesits Trudeau.

World Cup 2022

I was really surprised to see Canada qualify for the world cup this year, but it's trudeau...

If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning

If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?

If Donald Trump and Kim-Jong Un were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?

What do you think Trudeau will be remembered for.....

moistly?

What did Justin Trudeau say to a black guy?

"You must tell me who does your makeup, its really well done!"

I have a massive crush on a world leader, my wife thinks I'm joking...

...but it's Trudeau

At what time was Justin Trudeau eaten by a monster?

Ate P.M.

Trump and Macron are discussing leadership and decision making...

Donald Trump asks Emmanuel Macron how he's able to make such great decisions all the time.

Macron says "I make sure to communicate with intelligent people and ask their advice."

Trump: "Well how do you know they're smart?"

Macron: "I ask them riddles. Observe."

He calls ...

I have always head that Canadians are nicer than most other people...

... that’s not really Trudeau.

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Breaking news...Justin Trudeau just announced a plan to build a wall between the US and Canada, with the US paying for the fence.

...yeah just as fucking stupid as as it sounds:(

Each Man Gets One Wish...

Steve Bannon, Donald Trump, and Justin Trudeau are walking along the path outside the Ottawa Parliament, when they come across a lantern in their path. Upon picking it up, a a cloud of smoke appears, and when it clears, to their amazement, there's a Genie!

The Genie says, "As there are three ...

My friend thinks the Canadian prime minister does not know quantum physics.

I know it's trudeau.

You may not believe that today is Canada's 150th Birthday...

It's Trudeau...

Someone once told me Trump was the president of Canada also...

I don't think that's Trudeau

I don't care what the liberal media says about the election. Come January, my national leader isn't going to change, and his name starts with T, R, and U.

It's Justin Trudeau. I'm Canadian.

There has been a lot of fake news going on about the Camadian prime minister lately

Some of it is Trudeau

Some people say the Canadian prime minister does not like dressing up like a black person.

But it's Trudeau.

Trump blames the Canadian PM sometimes

But it’s not always Trudeau

Canadian humour

Did you know that Justin Bieber isn't the most famous Canadian Justin. I know it sounds wierd but it's Trudeau.

The Canadian government spends more time and money taking care of other countries than its own people in poverty

You may think I’m wrong but it’s Trudeau

I'm in love

Guys I'm in love with the Canadian Prime Minister, they say he's the best. I wonder if it's Trudeau

Trudeau's black face picture has gotten a lot of attention

But should we care if it's Trudeau?

My friends were arguing about who is prime minister of Canada. My first friend said he has a french name. My other friend said that he is wrong.

So I turned to him and said: 'He's trudeau.'

Did you hear that Donald Trump claimed the Canadian Prime Minister uttered a falsehood?

It was Trudeau

Everyone thinks that Canadians hate Trump

It's Trudeau

The Canadian president is an idiot

People often say I'm wrong but it's Trudeau

Did you know that Canada has a Prime Minister, not a President? You might think I’m making this up, but...

It’s Trudeau.

I still can't believe how they can say that the Canadian Prime Minister is good looking

I mean it's Trudeau.

I'm not gonna argue.

Funeral

While the rest of the world's leaders were notable for their absence it was nice to see that Robert Mugabe's funeral was attended by Justin Trudeau.

I think.

Canadian Travel Warning for Americans

This would happen right before I get to Toronto, Donald Trump announces new tariffs against Canada. In response Justin Trudeau made a travel announcement to all U.S. citizens coming to Canada to use the bathroom before entering Canada. He announced Canada will take no sh*t from Americans.

Did you hear Justin Trudeau's wife is leaving him?

She finally caught him screwing Canadians!

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Prime Ministers Day

I was eating breakfast with my teenage daughter and I asked her,

"What special day is it in Canada tomorrow?" .

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Prime Minister's Day!" .

She's smart, so I asked her "What does Prime Minister's Day mean?" .

I was waiting for somethin...

Last election, I voted for the party with the red colour

I don’t know why, but the blue party was just one of the most unappealing, disgusting political parties I had ever seen, with the weakest leader ever. The policies they presented were going to basically ruin everything I had.



I voted for Justin Trudeau.

TIL the current Prime Minister of of Canada has a tattoo, and is in a cover band called the Van Cats, but...

...only the first part was Trudeau.

My friend thinks that the Canadian PM is an evil guy.

I don't think that's Trudeau.

People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community.

But it's Trudeau.

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