My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up.
Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore.
Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house?
Neither did she.
Soon after the General retired..., he decided he must do something different...
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank...!
*He soon found himself on an island with no flagstaff, no batmen, no ADC, no club, no canteen, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.*
After about four months,...
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Tarzan swang back into the tree house after a day in the jungle
He sees Jane in the kitchen with a couple of pot in the stove. Tarzan: what's for dinner Jane : Look in the pots Tarzan opens the first and it's a pot full of monkey pieces. He open the second and it's full of little birds cooking. Tarzan: oh no not finch and chimps again.
A once small tree house building business exploded into a giant nationwide company.
They have branches everywhere these days.
My kids asked me why their tree house was in the shape of an octagon, I told them...
during the construction process, corners were cut.
"Mommy, mommy! Little Johnny pulled out his thingy and showed it to me in the tree house!"
Sally's mother gasped, but didn't want to embarrass her. "Well, what did you think?" she asked.
"It reminded me of a peanut."
"You mean it was small?" her mother chuckled.
"No!" said Sally. "It was salty!"
What do you call a two-week celebration of tree houses, couch cushion lean-tos, and cardboard box buildings?
A fortnight.
I really wish my five year old son would make up his mind! First, he said he wanted a tree house in the backyard, but now, he says he doesn't need it…
Took me twenty years to grow that thing!
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
Johnny and Nancy
Johnny had a tree house that was really high up. He decides that it's the perfect place to kiss a girl so he invites his favorite female friend Nancy.
She agrees to go up to the tree house with him.
Once they meet up at the tree house, johnny gets excited; she is wearing a skirt too!<...
A wealthy lawyer spent four weeks every year in his luxury treehouse in the hills.
Every summer, he invited one of his friends to stay with him for a couple of days. One summer he invited a Czech friend to visit him. They spent a wonderful time there, getting up early every morning and enjoying the great outdoors. One morning, as they were picking some berries for their breakfa...
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