What do you call trash talking the person next doors and immediately act friendly around them?
Trump.
I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street.
Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.
Irish Vs. English
An English naval vessel is called to attention by an Irish Guard.
Irish: Aye, approaching vessel, I advise ye turn 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
The English Captain replies: "Negative, sir. We advise you redirect 15 degrees north to avoid said collision."
Irish: I repea...
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