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Tin Soldier Jokes

Tin Soldiers

I once had a box of tin soldiers,

I’d often take them to bed,

I’d get bored of Generals and Colonels

And play with my Private’s instead

So my mom got me a box of tin soldiers...

I smashed up my majors and tore down my generals. The dog ate my lieutenants and I lost the colonel. The sergeants were lost in uncle John's hay so now I'm stuck playing with my privates all day.

My mom bought me tin soldiers but I lost all the generals and smashed the lieutenants and sergeants

Now I just play with my privates.

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