What happened to Theon Greyjoy's manhood?

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What do Samwell Tarly and Theon Greyjoy have in common?

They both wish they still had their Dickon.

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What do Justin Timberlake and Theon Greyjoy have in common?

A dick in a box

Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage?

He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome

Deaths since GoT Season Premiere:

Lady Lyanna..

Jorah..

Theon..

Melissandre..

The Night King..

3627 Walruses who fell from the top of a hill because the ICE IS MELTING AND PLANET EARTH IS IN DANGER AND OMG WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT ASAP

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Tyrion devises a cunning plan to invade Westeros...

... but Daenerys, Grey Worm, Missandei, Varys, Yara and Theon are all hesitant about his risky scheme -- so Tyrion says "What, am I the only one with balls around here?"

Arya Stark: The North Remembers.

Theon Greyjoy: My south remembers.

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