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The Oatmeal Jokes

Did you hear about the oatmeal cookie orphans?

No one's raisin 'em.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A starving man walks into a busy diner...

He sees one empty seat near the counter and quickly sits down. The man next to him is passed out and looks sickly, but there is a steaming bowl of oatmeal sitting next to him, untouched.

After 10 minutes no one has even brought the man water, let alone taken his order, so he sneakily slides t...

An elderly couple take an anniversary cruise...

On the first morning, they're at breakfast. The bride of fifty years leans over the table and says "honey, my nipples are still burnin' for you like the first time we met."

The old man, without skipping a beat, says "well baby, that's because one of them is in the oatmeal and the other one's...

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