What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common?

They both contain high amounts of trans fats.

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I think Tumblr banning porn has already backfired

Now more of their users are getting off than ever.

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Whether you're a Redditor, a 4channer or a Tumblr...

We can all come together on PornHub

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Tumblr is using a special program just to remove any images of anal sex

It's a debugger

Thanks r/tumblr

It's a five minute walk from my house to the the pub.

It's a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr.

She's all over the dashboard!

What do you call a dinner with someone you met in tumblr?

FedEx

What do you call it when a school is made for Tumblr teens?

Edgy-cation....



I’m sorry

Tumblr told a lot of their users to go screw themselves

Just not on their site.

Many of my tumblr friends identify as otherkin. Be it wolfkin, eaglekin or yes even fantasykin. I myself identify as a jedi.

So I'm forcekin.

What class does Tumblr hate the most?

Biology 😉

why cant Paul Walker use tumblr?

He only sticks to the dashboard

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

Tumblr is like junk food

They're both filled with trans fat.

Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr?

Because they don't serve Trans-Fats.

What kind of computer does the Tumblr servers run on?

Not a binary one, thats for sure.

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Apparently some people on Tumblr say they're sexually attracted to elements on the periodic table.

That's not really my thing ... except for that time in college when I experimented with carbon dating.

It makes sense that tumblr is against whites with dreadlocks

After all, these are the *dreaded* white people they're always talking about.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and tumblr

One's a moronic waste of space with no understanding of how the American political system works, and a borderline fetishistic hatred of Hillary Clinton. The other is Donald Trump

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What did the tumblr user do when she got arthritis?

Massage a knee.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending!


(This has been my favorite joke for years, so I thought I’d share! :) Pretty sure I originally saw if from a tumblr post, it’s not my original joke)

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

I was about to propose to my girlfriend

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold t...

My doctor told me to stay away from trans fats.

Guess I can’t go on tumblr anymore.

Q: Why don't robots have brothers?

A: Because they all have trans-sisters.


^^^thanks ^^^tumblr

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping.

They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes woke up Watson and said, "look up, and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes asked, "And what do you deduce from that?"

Wats...

My dad and i were driving past a cemetery

When suddenly my dad said in a serious toned voice

"I know something you don't know about this place.The people living in this town aren't allowed to be buried in here"

And i was really confused so i asked why and he said

"Because they are still alive."

Original: tumblr u...

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey



(As seen on Tumblr)

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were going camping.

They set up their tent, started a campfire, and laid down their sleeping bags inside of the tent. After a few hours of playing cards and joking by the fire, they extinguished the fire and went to sleep. Holmes awoke Watson in the middle of the night and they looked up at the starry night sky.
...

What do you call a crying glass of wine?

Tumblr

A friend once told me...

There's this article on tumblr that i suggest you read. Its about the elections!
I politely refused and said:"no thank you, i already reddit."


Please forgive me.

Are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

IDK but they're perfect for a continental breakfast.

- that's some faulty humour -




Source:
http://lustyyouth.tumblr.com/post/119359329507/affectionateghostie-maddoraptor-edwrad

As per the doctor's recommendation, I have decided to rid my diet of trans fat.

Goodbye Tumblr!

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant




src: tumblr

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here". He doesn't react, because living a society that systematically discriminates against noble gasses has taught him that getting angry will only bring violence upon him. He totally writes an angry tumblr post about it later that evening thou...

Favorite Mythological Creature

Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish


-stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

On Reddit you get crucified for not checking your facts...

But on Tumblr you get beheaded for not checking your privelage.

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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