Bb King Jokes

BB King's wife decided she was going to do something special for BB's birthday and after thinking about it for a while, she goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the tattooist, "I want a nice big 'B' on each asscheek."

The tattoo artist says, "I'm usually not one to question but, that's kinda out... read more

She dropped her panties, turned around and bent over. "Surprise", she said. BB looked at her and asked "Who's Bob?"

...so, she goes to a tattoo parlor and gets a "B" tattooed on her right asscheek and a "B" tattooed on her left asscheek. Then, when BB gets home, she drops her pants, bends over and says, "SURPRISE!!" BB looks down and says, "Who's Bob?"