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A judge asked Shakira if she commited tax fraud.

Shakira: "Of course not your Honor."

Shakiras Hips:"Of course we did your Honor."

I recently got accused of committing tax fraud but I have no idea why

I don’t even pay taxes!

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A redditor is being investigated for tax fraud

So he goes to the IRS bar at the bank with his attorney little Johnny.

The tax bartender asks him "you have no marketable skills, how do you make so much money?"

The redditor responds "I tell jokes, want to hear one? If you guess the punch line I'll pay you $69, if not you'll owe me $...

I was woken up by a phone call telling me I’ve committed tax fraud

They must have had the wrong number cause I don’t pay taxes

How do you cheat on your wife with an adult actress and commit tax fraud without consequences?

Win the Republican nomination.

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[Adult] An accountant is sent to prison for tax fraud...

As soon as he is escorted to his cell he is confronted by his new cellmate - 6'3" tall, 280 lbs of muscles... the skinny little accountant realizes all of his fears have come true. His new cellmate towers over him and says "Looks like you and me are gonna be here a long time... wouldn't you agree, b...

Knock knock. .

Knock knock
“Who’s there?”
IRS.
“IRS who?”
IRS You for tax fraud.

After being found guilty of massive tax fraud and sentenced to 30 years in prison, a world renowned clairvoyant used his short stature to escape and is currently on the run from authorities.

The headlines read 'Small Medium at Large'

My wife is into being cuffed.

Apparently, sending her to jail by committing tax fraud on her name wasn't the right thing to do.

There was 5 Chinese immigrants. Their names were chu, lu, bu, fu, and su.

When they decided to go to America, they decided to change their names to something more western. They renamed themselves:
Chuck, luck, and buck. Fu and Su didn’t get a passport because they committed tax fraud.

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Mommies and Daddies [nsfw]

A guy goes to prison for tax fraud and winds up sharing a cell with an absolutely massive violent offender called Bubba.

The cell door shuts for the night and the lights go out. Our protagonist is curled up on his bed literally fearing for his life on his first night in prison. Out of the dar...

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