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Why does it take five pre-menstrual women to change a lightbulb?

LOOK IT JUST DOES OKAY?

If have 10 guns and a police officer tries to take five away, how many guns do I have left?

11

a polygamist walks into a bar...

And he says to the bartender,

"I'll take five please"

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Three Brothers

Three brothers all decide to get married on the same day. Following the ceremony they're in the bar discussing how many times each is going to have with their new wives that evening and they soon set a wager. The following morning around the breakfast table, obviously unable to discuss the wager...

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This is the story of 5 cents.

Take five pennies...lay them out in a row. As you tell the joke slide one into a different row.

You smell anything? There's a scent.
You see any fruit? There's a pear.
You see any cars? There's 3 Lincolns.
You see any snakes? There's 4 copper heads.
You see any ? Not for 5 ce...
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