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Why don't Dalmatians like to take baths?

Because they don't like to be spotless.

TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths

But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers.

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students

A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with -name, and hobby. She said " Let's start with the boys first. Boys start giving their introduction.

First boy : " My name is john, and ...

Civilians call it a bathroom

Civilians call it a bathroom, because they take baths in it,

The airforce calls it a lavatory, because they use it to freshen up,

The army calls it a latrine, because they use it to take a dump...

So why does the navy call it a head?

Showerthoughts are great.

But typically I take baths so I can really soak it all in.

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