Taking A Bath Jokes - 6 Hilarious Taking A Bath Jokes

What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

What does Ironman do before taking a bath.

He gets Stark naked!

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A 3 year old examined his testicles while taking a bath

'Mom' he asked,
'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet', she replied.

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A nun was sitting in the bath....

....when there was a knock on the door.

Oh no, she thought. I can't let anyone in here while I'm taking a bath. "Who is it?" she called out in trepidation.

"It's the blind man," came the reply.

Well, I suppose if it's a blind man there's no harm letting him in, thought the nun, ...

Two eggs are taking a bath. ‘It’s awfully hot in here’ one egg says.

‘That’s what gets me hard’ the other egg answers.

A man goes to his friend's house and knocks on the door.

The wife responds and only had a towel on her.
The man looks at her and says: is your husband here?
She said: yes, he's taking a bath.
The man: I'll give you $100 if you drop the towel.
Wife: you are crazy, I would never do that.
The man: I'll give you $250 if you drop...

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