`Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?
Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service.
So a KGB inspector goes to visit a Siberian prison to check on the inmates in their cells.
First he goes to the first cell and asks the inmate "why were you arrested?" The inmate replies him "My watch was always 10 minutes late and thus i was always late for work so they assumed that i was late because i was planning a coup". He then proceeds to go to the second cell and asks the inmat...
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An auntie kimber classic. I was 5 when I heard this lol
There was a young man Fredrick in the last course of his psychology major. His final exam was to assess the mental conditions of 3 patients down in the deepest depth of the mental ward. It was 1966. With his clipboard in hand, he walks down the dim lit hallway and gets to a giant metal door. The ...
An engineer, physicist, and mathematician have been imprisoned.
At some point, the warden realizes that the three men haven't been fed in a while. He accompanies an officer to check up on them. The warden and officer arrive at the first cell that contained the engineer. To their astonishment, the cell was empty and the wall had a hole in it.
"How is that ...
A man went to prison
On his first night in his cell block he heard other inmates shout what seemed like random numbers, and everyone started laughing. This went on for a while but he couldn't make sense of it
The next day he asked another inmate: - What's with all the numbers they shouted last night? Why were ...