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Swing State Jokes

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They just picked pizza.

I'm about to make tacos because they don't live in a swing state.

Why is it so windy in swing states?

Because blue states suck, and red states blow.

The vote for better slides in school playgrounds is on the ballot this year.

Unfortunately, I live in a swing state.

A dad wants to teach his kids about politics

So he asks them all, “What do you want for dinner?” They all reply with “Pizza! Pizza!” The sad looks at their votes and decides that he’ll make tacos. When the kids understandably ask why he made tacos when they were clearly unpopular, he says, “See, we don’t live in a swing state. Your vote doesn’...

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