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Subjunctive Jokes

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Sexy subjunctives...

... give you would.

The scrod joke

A man flies into Boston for a work trip. He’s been excited about this trip for a while because it means he’ll get to eat scrod, his favorite meal. This is a rare opportunity as he can’t get it where he’s from since he lives too far from the coast. So he’s really looking forward to eating some fresh ...

A businessman arrives in Boston and hails a cab at the airport.

Being a great lover of fish and hoping to try out a local speciality for dinner, he says to the driver, "Say, could you tell me please, where's the best place in town to get scrod?"

The cabbie says, "Well, sir, I must get asked that question ten thousand times a year, but never before in the ...

Where can I get scrod?

A guy goes to Boston on a business trip. Since he has never been there before he wants to try the local cuisine and, after some research decides the quintessential dish (after baked beans) is a seafood dish made from a young cod fish.
As he gets into the taxi at the airport he asks the driver...

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A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

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