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Structural Integrity Jokes

Say what you want about the structural integrity of the Titanic

At least the pool is still full

Structural Integrity.

What did the bridge engineer say when someone doubted his bridge's structural integrity?

"You're gonna have to truss me on this one."

From how high can you drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Higher than you would think, the structural integrity of a well laid concrete floor renders it virtually indestructible towards an incoming egg, even at terminal velocity.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:

Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer,” and the party of the second part, also known as “Light Bulb,” do hereby and forthwith agree t...

I think this Deadpool movie is going to really bring down the house.

Having only three walls isn't good for their structural integrity.

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