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Stormtroopers Jokes

Six stormtroopers decided to play Russian Roulette.

They got away with a warning but had to pay for the damage.

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Why are stormtroopers great for casual sex?

When they shoot, they miss.

Why do stormtroopers always wear masks?

Because they keep missing their shots. #covid

Why are stormtroopers so inaccurate?

Because they're imperial

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones?

Because they couldn't find the Androids they were looking for!

Stormtroopers and dogs are a lot alike

No matter where you're at, they always miss you.

From where do Imperial Stormtroopers say their prayers?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Why can’t stormtroopers get laid?

They can’t hit anything

To all the people who don't get jokes about Stormtroopers:

You're missing the point!

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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Two Stormtroopers are in a Space fight...

One female one male. the female decides to give the male a blowjob whle he shoots and chases after the rebels. As she unbuckled his pants she says "Is it true what they say about Stormtroopers?". "Yes" he says, as he misses all his shots and they die in the explosion of the Death Star.

Did you hear about the recent polio outbreak among Stormtroopers?

I guess it’s because they always miss their shots.

What do you call a stormtroopers wife?

Missus

Two stormtroopers were eating wookie steak...

One said to the other, "How's the steak?". The other replied, "It's a little Chewie..."

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

How does a church congregation defend against an attack by Galactic Imperial Stormtroopers?

They use the pew, pew-pew pews.

Whats the difference between stormtroopers haveing a party and mushrooms being picked?

One's bad guys having a fun time the other ones fungi having a bad time!

More jokes from my 5 year old. Who's a Stormtroopers favourite person?

Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan

A large amount of stormtroopers walk into a bar and orders drinks

They all miss the free shots.

Uber dressed up some of their vehicles as Star Wars Stormtroopers in Manhattan...

I wouldn't mind riding one of those. They won't hit anything.

Do you know why they always called him Lord Vader?

Because when they tried Master Vader it made all the stormtroopers giggle.

Why was there a Covid-19 outbreak on the Death Star?

'Cos the Stormtroopers missed their shots.

Thought this up while driving behind a car with a Star Wars Rebel sticker on it.

What is the favorite type of weather of Stormtroopers?

Mist

Ever wonder why Star Wars has so many plot holes?

It's because the stormtroopers keep missing

In Star Wars Legends, Rey discovers an unusual force ability...

...this allows her to turn as dark as the night like a shadow and even become the shadows of others, useful for creeping up on enemies. The First Order Stormtroopers spoke about this amazing power having heard about it from a commanding officer Rey fought with the force. "Sir was spun around and kno...

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