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Steak Pie Jokes

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Went into a cafe for lunch today and ordered the nicest sounding thing on the menu, home-cooked steak pie.

"Excuse me, love." I said to the waitress, after my first bite. "This is cold."


"Well of course it is." She replied. "I live fucking miles away."

In Jamaica it costs £3 for a steak pie, in Trinidad it's £2.50

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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