Fidget Spinner Jokes - 9 Hilarious Fidget Spinner Jokes

Fidget spinners are useless

Says the generation that bought 1.5 million pet rocks.

I told my son he couldn't get a fidget spinner because his dad and I have tried so hard to make sure he didn't become autistic...

Unfortunately he died of measles a couple days ago

If they put Jesus on a fidget spinner...

Would he have died for our spins?

A new jokes store opens up in town.

A kid walks in to check out the place early the next day. Looking all around, he sees that the store has several recognizable items (such as whoopie cushions) and some unique items that he'd never seen before. There was also a wall full of candy, with weird names such as "Hoot Gummies" and "Woof Bar...

What do you call an epileptic on a merry-go-round?

A Fidget Spinner.

What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair?

A fidget spinner

If you're ever in a hurry...

Put your fidget spinner on your dash, then just use the handicapped parking.

I used to date a hot 95 pound gymnast with ADD

I just realized she may be the best fidget spinner I'll ever get to play with...

How do you tell your friend that you think his kids are stupid?

Buy them a fidget spinner.

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