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Sone Jokes

My 6 year old sone impressed me today. He asked me "What is the brownist number?"

What is the brownist number?

Number 2.

He has tried for months to come up with something original. Usually, they just don't make sense, or just aren't funny. This was the first time he had an original I cracked up at.

I tried to catch sone fog yesterday,

But I mist

Had my first stand up gig in front of an audience tonight

Did not go well.

I started my bit and sone dude started to heckle me.

He was like “hey you, down in front, we’re trying to watch the movie”

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One day a woman talks to her priest.

WOMAN: "I need to speak with you.

PRIEST: "What is it, my child?"

WOMAN: "I called a man a son of a bitch".

PRIEST: "You shouldn't have called him that, and it is a sin".

WOMAN: "But let me tell you why! He flirted with me."

PRIEST: "That's no reason to call h...

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I have a similar Russian joke I'll translate to English as best as I can

A son comes home from school with a note from the principal, and is met by his dad.

"Dad, the principal asked you to meet him soon."

"Why? What happened?"

"Well, during PE today I threw a dodgeball wrong and it smashed the trophy cabinet and now it needs to be replaced."

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