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Smoke And Mirror Jokes

I have a magic act where I make cocaine and marijuana disappear

It's all smoke and mirrors

My best friend tried to hide his drug dealing through a fake tobacco company and glass manufacturer.

It was all just smoke and mirrors.

Did you hear about the fire at the magic shop?

meh, it was all smoke and mirrors.

My buddy took some amazing pictures of himself with a cigar, hanging out in a funhouse.

When I asked him how he did it, he said "It's all Smoke and Mirrors".

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Trapped in a room.

A genie appears in front of a man, who then demands the genie grant him three wishes. The genie, offended, traps the man in a room closed off completely on all 6 faces. The genie appears in the room next to the man and says:
“I will leave you a wooden table, a pack of cigarettes, a hand saw, and ...

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