A smoker is having a smoke outside a bar when he is approached by an older non-smoker...
"that's a horrible habit" says the non smoker.
"My grandmother lived to 94" he replies.
"And did she smoke?"
"No, she minded her own fucking business."
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Two men having a chat
There was two men one smoked 2 packs a day for the last 20 years. The other never smoked a day in his life. The non smoker tells the smoker that if he didn't smoke he could've saved around $115,000! Enough to buy a Lamborghini!
The man takes a long drag from his cigarette. And asks. Do...