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Sleepwalks Jokes

What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks?

A roamin’ Catholic…

A dog sleepwalks into a bar . . .

He tells the bartender “ZZZZ I’m a cat ZZZZ I’m a cat.” The bartender says “Yes sir you are.” The sleepwalking dog leaves and a patron says “Why did you agree with him? That dog’s not a cat!!”
The bartender replies “You gotta let sleeping dogs lie.”

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