Sharp Corner Jokes

Farmer is taking a break sitting under a tree. In the distance he hears a car speeding down the country windings road. The car comes around a sharp corner looses control and crashes into a tree.

First comes the ambulance followed by the cop's. The farmer continues under the tree not too bothe... read more

And before his parents notice, he has them all open and pieces everywhere. The folks clean up the mess but soon realize that there are pieces missing from the Battleship game.
They rush the kid to the hospital, and sure enough, x-rays show he has swallowed some pieces. The doctor finds an aircr... read more