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Servant Of God Jokes

Kidnapping a servant of God.

Just got away with kidnapping a servant of god due to very low security.
No fence Nun taken.


Sorry, will logout :P

What do you call a sad servant of God?

Depriest

During his sermon, he swore he was a servant of God and not a mischievous little demon from Hell

But I knew he was an imp pastor

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A hippie enters a bus

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A hippie enters a bus and sees a beautiful nun sitting. He sits next to her and says
- I would like to have sex with you
She shouts at him that she is a servant of God and she could not do that and runs out from the bus.
The bus driver who hear the conversation says to the hippie<...

When your in your casket............?

Three friends from the local congregation were asked,
"When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you,
what would you like them to say?"


Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine
spiritual leader,...

[Long] Pete was a truck driver who hated lawyers

Pete was a truck driver who hated lawyers. Every time he saw a lawyer walk by the road he would swing over and run them over with his truck. One day while he was out driving, he saw a priest walk by the side of the road. Thinking it could not hurt to help a servant of god he stopped and asked the pr...

A cabbie and a priest are at the gates of Heaven...

St. Peter invites the cabbie and the priest into his golf cart, to show them to their new residences. Although the cab driver had spent his life speeding, drinking and scamming, he was dropped off at a beautiful lakefront mansion.

Seeing this, the priest thought to himself: "if that's where ...

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A Priest gets sent to a country town

A Priest gets sent to a small country town to minister to the local Church. When he arrives there he visits all the locals and introduces himself. After a few hours of chatting he gets hungry and decides to visit the local restaurant. He finds a nice table to sit down and a waitress appears asking h...

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One day a priest went fishing.

One day a priest went fishing with one of his flock. They took the boat out and cast their lines.

The priest's line had a fish. When he reeled it in the other man said "Look at the size of that fucker!"

The priest looked shocked and told the man "Heavens! I am a man of the cloth! Pleas...

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