Sea Turtles Jokes - 3 Hilarious Sea Turtles Jokes

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A guy walking to library and asks for a book on sea turtles.

The librarian asks "hard back?"

The guy replies "yeah little heads too."

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What do Sea Turtles and Kim Kardashians have in common?

They're both filled with Plastic.

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What do sea turtles have in common with mature Redditors?

They both have human shits getting in their face.

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