A guy walking to library and asks for a book on sea turtles.

The librarian asks "hard back?"

The guy replies "yeah little heads too."

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What do sea turtles have in common with mature Redditors?

They both have human shits getting in their face.

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What do Sea Turtles and Kim Kardashians Ass have in common?

They're both filled with Plastic.

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

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Superman is bored...

Superman is bored.
He decides to fly around and see what his super hero friends are doing.

He flies to the bat cave. He sees Batman and Robin fixing the bat mobile. He says "That looks boring", and flies away.

He flies to the ocean. He sees Aquaman talking to sea turtles. He says, "...

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