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Scared Of The Dark Jokes

When I was little, I was scared of the dark.

Now when I see the electricity bill, i'm scared of the lights.

Stop being scared of the dark.

That’s racist.

A baby fettuccine was scared of the dark...

He ran to his dad. His dad went to his sons room with a flashlight. he looked under the bed, saw nothing and said, "see, buddy? there's nothing to be alfredo."

I heard a bunch of Chinese people chanting "We want rights! We want rights!"

They must be scared of the dark or something.

Jack the Ripper and a lovely young lady were taking a stroll through the woods together...

as it started getting darker, the lady got closer to Jack the Ripper and said, "Stay close to me, I'm scared of the dark!" Jack replied, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk home alone!!"

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