A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark?

A chicken

As a child, I was afraid of the dark.

Now, when I see the electricity bill, I'm afraid of the light.

Why are skeletons afraid of the dark?

Because they’ve got no guts

Why is the swiss cheese afraid of the dark?

Because it's afraid of a muenster in the closet

Why did the racist stay up all night?

Because he was afraid of the dark.

What do children and police have in common?

They’re both afraid of the dark.

My Lord, the Savior

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark.
He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about the b...

Why did the KKK member buy a night light?

He was afraid of the dark.

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How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

**Golden Retriever**: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

**Border Collie**: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

**Dachshund**: I can't reach the stupid la...

What's Trump's childhood fear that still remains true to this day?

He was always afraid of the dark.

Fear of the Dark

The recently concluded Father's Day made me recall that one time when I was a kid having trouble getting to sleep because I was afraid of the dark. My father said to me, "Son, there is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on - except for the occasional swarm of bats. So, g'night....

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How many does it take?

How many union carpenters does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a fuckin electricians job

How many union electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 12, you got a fuckin problem with that?

How many corporate executives does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to mix...

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