Afraid Of The Dark Jokes

But then I grew up and saw the electricity bill.

I'm now afraid of light.

A chicken

Now I see the electric bills, and became afraid of the light.

Because he was afraid of the dark.

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark.
He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about the b... read more

The recently concluded Father's Day made me recall that one time when I was a kid having trouble getting to sleep because I was afraid of the dark. My father said to me, "Son, there is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on - except for the occasional swarm of bats. So, g'night.... read more

He was always afraid of the dark.