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Sapiens Jokes

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I love you all as sapiens.

No homo.

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I saw three sapiens washing each the other day

No homo

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Landing on the Moon

In 1969, in the months leading up to the Moon landing, the Apollo 11 astronauts trained in a remote moon-like desert in the western United States. One day as they were training, the astronauts came across an old Native American.


‘What are you doing here?’ the old man asked.


‘We...

What do you call an intelligent sloth?

Slo-mo sapiens

Where did Vegans come from?

Hummus Sapiens

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It is Perfectly Natural to be Gay

I mean... we are ***Homo*** Sapiens after all

Regardless of skin color, nationality, or religion, as a species, we are all meant to be friends and brothers

After all, we are *homie sapiens*

What were people called before they built houses?

Hobo sapiens

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The year: 2029. A brilliant scientist is constructing the first sentient artificial intelligence.

He's working out of his garage in San Francisco, living on charitable donations from his worried friends. He dropped out of college when he realized he could change the world — there's no going back; his life is dedicated to this project. At first, he is met with failure upon failure. But then, he r...

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