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Santeria Jokes

I'm about to be fired from a Sublime cover band...

I don't practice Santeria.

I've been trying to learn how to play Sublime songs on guitar...

I haven't made any progress yet because I don't practice Santeria.

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The 3 Little Pigs

There were once three little pigs, named Jiggs, Willie, and Elmer. They lived a nice quiet life in their houses made of straw, wood, and brick, respectively. But wouldn't you know it, the Big Bad Wolf came strolling into town one day, hungry for some porkchops and maybe a little applesauce on the si...

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