his door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him.
He interviewed three people. The first came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you." "OK, you're hired. Here's your kit; go sell!"
The second came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you." "OK, you're hired! Here's your kit; go sell!"
The third came in and said, "I- i ...
What’s a pirate’s favorite movie?
RRR
Where is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
Arrrby's
Airplane crash survivor monkey
A monkey was the only survivor of a large airplane crash that happened close to an airport. There was heavy destruction, chaos and wreckage parts everywhere, smoke, fire, ambulances, police, aviation forensics, firefighters, airport representatives, television reporting crew, the whole nine yards. N...
What is a pirates favorite letter?
You’d think it’d be Rrr but ‘tis the C!
Smart parrot
A guy that is lacking some money, teaches his parrot how to recite a couple of famous poems.
Between his neighbours and friends he sells around 7 tickets to see the parrot in a live performance at the garden of his house.
– Thanks for comming in! We will now hear a poem by Edgar Allan ...
I make a living by sending my talking dog out to the streets to beg for change.
Today, he's come home empty handed. I asked why, but all he says is, "ruff ruff, grrrRRrRrrrr".
I don't get it, he was talking when I sent him out this morning and now he makes no cents.
The Talking Dog version two
A man walks into a bar with a mutt on a leash.
The bartender says "Hey, Mac. We don't allow dogs in here!"
The man says, "But wait, he's a special talking dog. Can we stay if I can prove it?"
The bartender thinks for a second and says, "Fine, prove he can talk and I'll let you...
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